„Bunny-ears thingy is going to tell you some nice stories kids...Now, with ears as huge as these, he surely cannot be a cat! He is called Bunnyears, so he has to be a bunny right? There is no way he can be a cat with these ears. Maybe he is a desert fox?
Then he continuously gnaws at a T-shirt, a shirt’s sleeve, whatever, so he could even be
the Tasmanian devil himself.

What’s more his eyes are as big as a pizza-plate, so he could even pass for a forest owl. So you are still adamant that he is a cat? But what is this mwah-ing all the time? So he acts like he is still suckling. Isn’t he is a little too big for that?! Now I happen not to understand why he growls. Or is he just making bear sounds? So there you have it, he is a bear! Let’s make this clear: do I hear purring after all?
I’m all the more lost now, so let’s sum this up, to clear up the species problem.

Given is a suckling-growling Mummy’s favourite with sail-like ears and frisbee eyes. Difficult.
Having excluded the cat species, let’ see what else he can be. He cannot fly, so he is not an owl. He dislikes cabbage and carrots so he is not a bunny. He was not impressed by
honey either, so he is not a bear. He is too nice to be the Tasmanian devil, and not white
enough to be a desert fox.

Okay, I give up, let’s just call him Bunny-ears thingy. But whatever he is, he is very
cute-bless his ears and mouth!