Look at all the pets I have!
You won't believe it, but it's true: I have had a koala before, and I even had a gorilla! A real, big, hairy, smelly one! I have the papers to prove it! OK, so I didn't keep my gorilla in my bedroom and nor did the koala live on my homegrown eucalyptus tree on the balcony, but those are just details... The point is that I got to help without being there, and I got to help save lives.